I need a real good explanation to why loneliness even exists

  • *on a date*
  • me: *pulls out clipboard*
  • me: age?
  • date:
  • date:
  • date: uh... 18
  • me: ok. check. got any kids?
  • date: no
  • me: check. club penguin username?
  • date: what's that?
  • me: *drops clipboard*